SCREWCHES RULE IN RELATIONSHIP

If you submit a rule to service@screwch.com and we list it on this
page, you will win a free Twin-pack of Screwches of your choice,
including delivery, just like the winners below.

Jeff's Rule: Making love wetter... wetter and better!
   In the afterglow snuggle, it's hot to be dry!

Sarah's Rule: If it starts with a smooch, it should end with a Screwch!

Dick's Rule: Everybody wants to get lucky!!!

Aurthurs' Rule: Lovemaking may begin anywhere at any time,
   but it should always end on a Screwch.

Lynn's Rule: Stay connected with the one you love in the afterglow of love.

Sandy's Rule:  If it's worth doing, it's worth getting messy!!

Joanne's Rule: Don't let the mess stop your sex. Take a Screwch to bed with you.

Peter's Rule: If it's really really good, it's really really wet.

The Queen's Rule: If they don't have a Screwch...  Let them dribble...

Larry's Rule: If you have to ask her if you're going to get lucky,
   then the answer is NO!!!

Rachel's Rule: Sex is like Ice Cream... The messier the better!

Marina's Rule: On a date, a man wonders if he is going to get lucky.
   On a date, a woman knows If she is going to get lucky.