The NO-EMBARRASSMENT Zone

Let's consider, for a minute, our emotion of embarrassment around the details of love-making. Of the approximately six billion of us on this planet, roughly one-half have female parts and roughly one-half have male parts, three billion of each... these parts are hardly in scarce supply, and you are one in three billion. You are not different or alone. Can you even imagine lining up a row of three billion people?   They would wrap around this planet 90 times. If they all turned red with embarrassment at the same time, you could see them glowing from orbit.

With over six billion people on the Earth, there is a whole lot of loving going on, around the clock. One could calculate that approximately two million people are expressing their love and desire for each other right now... this very minute while you are reading. That's an amazing amount of passion being expressed with these embarrassing parts.

The male and female parts are as much a part of our creation as our nose and ears. In fact they are even more a part of our creation because not one of us would exist without the male and female parts. You and I would not now exist unless our mother and father had made love. How wonderful that this act, with these parts, can both result in one of the most bonding forms of human pleasure as well as result in the creation of a new person. What a gift this is! How can you be embarrassed about such a wonderful design?  
Why the embarrassment, you ask? It's quite simple.  As a child, you were trained by shaming.  But you're an adult now... aren't you? (If you're not you shouldn't be reading this-- shame... shame... shame!)   But could you even imagine the world without male and female? That would be the real shame-- hiding the difference.

Leave your childhood past behind and rejoice in this expression of adult love. Realize that half of you came rocketing out of your father to collide with your other half (literally) in your mother. What a ride! What a collision! And if the two of them had a bit of skill, they enjoyed your creation, in the moment, very much. We all, each and every one, all six billion, started that way... bits of jelly flying around... no need to be embarrassed about that, do you think? It’s just the strange reality of it all.

Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Mehme Oz introduced the no-embarrassment zone regarding private bodily functions.  The Screwch Shoppe will continue in this tradition.  We want to help reduce unnecessary inhibitions while maintaining modesty.  We respect your privacy and hold all your communication with us strictly confidential.  We honor real sexuality with a tasteful classy product addressing a common need.   The Screwch is a “bedroom essential” which you can display without embarrassment or give as a unique gift to a special  friend.